Dimitri's Lovelife

Because it's fun to make opinion polls xDDD
I'll make more eventually, about everyone. But I thought it would be better to start with myself xDD Until people get used to it xDD

Dimitri x Korso.

NOW! Listen to me! Why ship the two charries played by Ylva? Simple, really. Because I am convinced Dimitri and Korso are the same person! Dun Dun Dun!!! (not really. I just like the crack vibes that gives us).

So...selfcest is neat. That also means that DimitriKorso = Dimitri by himself. Two options form a paradox. Paradox treat for ya'll!!! *mad laughter*

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In all seriousness, though...while I love MegCill the most, DimMeg is the best ship involving Dimmy.

Haha, OMG xDDD That comment made me laugh so much xDDDDDDD
I think you just made my day Hattori, well done xDDD Well done xDDDD

*bows* I try, I try, Ylva! *bows again because he imagines applauses too much*

To this day, this little running gag still makes me laugh.

*everyone gets to Korso's office*

Megara - Prepare to die, K-...he's not here!
Dimitri - actually...*puts fake goatee on* he is.
*collective gasp*
Megara - But how!!!
Dimitri/Korso - Wanna know? Easy, really.
Chel - Elaborate, capullo.
Dimitri/Korso - Now you see me *takes out goatee* now you don't *puts it on* now you see me *takes it out* now you don't!
Hattori - I feel some strange identity crisis vibes in the force.
Dimitri/Korso - you have a snake fetish, so to hell with your vibes.
Hattori - ...*cries deeply*
Cillian - you made the Asian creeper cry. Good job, sir.
Dimitri/Korso - why, I tr-...you're still killing me, aren't you?

OMG xDDDDD
*Dies in a fit of pure laughter*
Someone need to make a fanfiction of this *hint* *hint* xDDD

Omg..I just busted out in laughter in the middle of class....my teacher probably thinks I'm insane xDD this is pure gold!!